- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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