- Anti Joke

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

taking out the trash... at night

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!