Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

no

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Black People

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

I would rape her

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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