- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Womens rights !

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What you reading? reading?

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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