A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

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