Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Vicky is my best friend.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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