Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Amazing

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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