How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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