A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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AIDS

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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