What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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