- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock, Knock ...

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

every cloud has a silver lining

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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