- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Do you like your life? No. OK.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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