- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Women's rights

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Top Gear USA

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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