Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Women.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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