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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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