AIDS

Your Mom The End.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

out of your comfort zone

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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