what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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My pet rock died.

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Alchohol.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Anti Joke

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