What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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