- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

A baby seal walks into a club

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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