A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Water? I hardly know her.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

I pooped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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