Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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