- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

knock knock who's there no one

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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