- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

A Sloth runs...

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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