- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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