- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Knock knock. Racism.

I killed someone today. :D

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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