How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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