- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Potassium? K.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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