It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What's the difference between a duck?

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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How would you rule?

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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