What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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whoa there

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split your ass cheek

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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hi

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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