Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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