- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

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