- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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