holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

pee

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Joke.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Your sex life.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

meh

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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