THE GAME

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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