Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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xavier stop

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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