What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

I had sex with my mother in law

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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