Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

knock, knock. come in.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

1 + 1 = 3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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