two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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