Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Jimmy Saville

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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That's what SHE said!

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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