What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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