How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Help I'm being raped!

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Yes

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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