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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

My Nan, that is all.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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