- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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