- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Jews

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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