How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Poop!!

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xavier stop

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Roey Jegen

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What black and has children A black man

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Lets go Yankees

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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