- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

She said no

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

fruit salad?

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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