- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

why did the computer crash? it didn't

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Today is May 18 2016.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

The Female Orgasm

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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