- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

One time I masturbated by myself

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Women's rights

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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