What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Anti Joke

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