- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Justin's hair

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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